"That was when I hit rock bottom."
"Don't I have better legs than Valerie?"
"I am going to take of my pants, but first I want to finish this beer, then I need to poop."
"I want to sit on your face." (this is said screaming really loudly)
"You have fu#$%^ with the wrong person!!"
"I'm Sarah, I'm Sarah!"
"I'm gettin' my drink on."
"I've never seen Lori so sluty, and she doesn't even look sluty."
"Oh, is it separation anxiety?"
"I've kissed as many girls as I have boys."
"What color are your nipples?"
"Let's call Ben!"
"I've already pooped 3 times."
These are not quotes, but other things I would like to mention:
90210 game- mom pants, valley of Donna, hot pink, Steve in clothes, something crappy happens to Andrea for no apparent reason
hot guy surfing on the computer
Kyle, Dusty the bartender, Santa Claus guy and socks guy
we heard Brandi's fat kid
the black eye's in Driggs
drunk by association
cheese bagel and chocolate fountain