Mom's Gone Wild

As I mentioned before, I went on a girl's trip with some of my friends this weekend.  We just got back last night, and I am still recovering.  Instead of giving you all a rundown on everything we did, I am going to post some of the best lines from the weekend, and some of the unforgettable moments.  Many of these things may not make sense to the majority of you, but this is the best way for me to remember the weekend.  Needless to say, we had a BLAST!

"That was when I hit rock bottom."

"Don't I have better legs than Valerie?"

"I am going to take of my pants, but first I want to finish this beer, then I need to poop."

"I want to sit on your face."  (this is said screaming really loudly)

"You have fu#$%^ with the wrong person!!"

"I'm Sarah, I'm Sarah!"

"I'm gettin' my drink on."

"I've never seen Lori so sluty, and she doesn't even look sluty."

"Oh, is it separation anxiety?"

"I've kissed as many girls as I have boys."

"What color are your nipples?"

"Let's call Ben!"

"I've already pooped 3 times."

These are not quotes, but other things I would like to mention:

Ice

90210 game- mom pants, valley of Donna, hot pink, Steve in clothes, something crappy happens to Andrea for no apparent reason

American Idol

hot guy surfing on the computer

Kyle, Dusty the bartender, Santa Claus guy and socks guy

we heard Brandi's fat kid

the black eye's in Driggs

drunk by association

cheese bagel and chocolate fountain